Congressional Ethics Probe Adds to Michele Bachmann’s Political Woes

The Hindenburg. The Titanic. Michele Bachmann. Eighteen months ago, the Minnesota House member was considered an unlikely but undeniable Republican rising star, winning the Iowa straw poll that unofficially begins the primary season. Today, she is embroiled in a litany of legal proceedings related to her rolling disaster of a...

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God Worried He Fucked Up His Children

The Almighty Father regrets spending so much time away from His children doing His work. THE HEAVENS—Saying that maybe He wasn’t around enough and could have expressed His divine love a little better throughout the history of mankind, Our Lord God and Almighty Father expressed concern Thursday that He might have fucked up His...

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Romney to undergo gender reassignment surgery to better relate with women voters [VIDEO]

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Chewing gum expands the mind. Seriously!

Maybe walking and chewing gum at the same time shouldn't be so tough after all. A joint study carried out by the University of Northumbria and the Cognitive Research Unit in England has found that the act of chewing gum improves short- and long-term memory by as much as 35 percent. Spearmint, cinnamon or bubble-gum flavor -- it...

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The saddest ebay auction

Was stumbling around and found this.  Indeed, very sad! Related Blogs

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